let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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