Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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