Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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