After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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