you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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