Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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