I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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