He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.