There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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