yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Randomize
