In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wish i was in the wii world.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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