She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
