Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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