Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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