All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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