what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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