arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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