I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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