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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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