what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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