It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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