When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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