Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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