Don't you send me to vm
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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