Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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