You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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