i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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