I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
