Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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