what if I'm pregnant?
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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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