well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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