Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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