why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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