so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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