Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You are a genius and a whore.
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