We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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