i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
