i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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