Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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