I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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