he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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