i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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