So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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