Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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