Pregnant stripper...not hot.
are you so shy because you have an std?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is it because I queefed?
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i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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