that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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