On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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