ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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