Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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