WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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