love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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