that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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