you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
