What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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